Artist:  Motley Crue
   Title:  Greatest Hits
   Label:  Universal Music

If like me you’re one of those rockers who are lucky enough to remember to heady days of rock before the Seattle scene killed everything we held so dear, then this DVD will bring a smile to your face and warm the cockles of your heart.

Motley Crue are undoubtedly one of THE greatest rock bands that ever lived. Yes love them or hate them there’s simply no denying they were, and always will be, one of the all time classic bands of our generation.

I latched on to the band in 1982 when I wasn’t long into secondary school and I saw this guy pass me in the hall looking absolutely amazing with long dark hair and a denim jacket patched. The biggest patch of all which covered the entire centre panel was the cover from Motley Crue’s ‘Too fast for Love’ album. Wow, now this looked like the kind of band I really had to check out. If it attracted cute guys like this and were a band that wore the coolest make-up since Adam and the Ants then this band was for me.

Of course the attraction for this cute guy didn’t last long once I’d seen the video ‘Live Wire’ and seen more photos of the band. In next to no time they broke from having a cult following to be THE band who seemingly had it all. They had the looks, they had the hooks, every girl wanted to be their play thing and every guy wanted to look like them in the hope he’d inherit their seemingly animal magnetism and the lifestyle they led.

The band have been to the highest of the highs, and then to the lowest of the lows, but even today if you go to a rock club, as soon as ‘Girls, girls, Girls’ or ‘Dr Feelgood’ is spun there’s a surge of people wanting to cock rock it all over again. Both songs timeless classics.

Whether you were a die hard fan of the band, or just someone who thought they were kinda cool and digged their tunes, this DVD video collection really is to die for. Opening up with a track more powerful than a shot of coke, ‘Kickstart my Heart’ grabs you by the balls and really gets that adrenalin pumping.

As this video shows the band were one massive testosterone machine that shot you between the eyes and just wouldn’t let go until it was over. I particularly love the start of the video where it shows the band arriving for a gig at The Whiskey in LA and there’s like all these screaming fans going absolutely ballistic and crying out for the band. Guys, girls, and everything in between are there. It really epitomizes the effect this band had one their fans, not just in the USA, but also right across Europe, if not the whole of the world.

They were like gods and to many that respect and the praise they earned for their talents still stands to test of time today. You followed the band, you read The Dirt, and now you’re gonna live it all again in this video collection. Nothing could touch them but for all the highs it seems their lives were far from the idyllic existence we all presumed they led.

During one of the videos, I think it might be ‘Same ol’ Situation’, a message comes across the screen which says that between 7th August 1989 and 6th August 1990, Motley Crue performed live in front of more than 2 million fans in 14 different countries. Wow, it sounds exciting doesn’t it? But when you read The Dirt and listen to the interview with Nikki Sixx and Tommy Lee at the end of the DVD you realize it was far from that and rapidly lost it’s sparkle and appeal.

Most of the videos in this collection I’ve seen, that’s more because I’ve been a total addict to the band than anything else. Two videos I can’t remember seeing before are ‘Don’t go away Mad’ and ‘Without You’. The later reminds me of the videos Heart used to put out about the same time. Very glossy, very glamorous, and to be honest not really what you’d expect from a band like this. Even so if you can step away from the bad boy image it is actually a sumptuous video that is highly enjoyable to watch.

‘Wild Side’ and ‘Same ol’ Situation’ include some fantastic live footage of Tommy’s drum kit flying above the crowd and rolling over and over. I remember seeing the band play Birmingham NEC many years ago, I think it was on the ‘Girls, girls, Girls’ tour, and Tommy’s drum kit was raised high on the stage and started spinning half way through the set. The crowd went absolutely ape and how our ear drums weren’t split is beyond me. It was one of the most visually exciting moments of my life as far as gigs go. It really was absolutely amazing to watch. When he finished he stood up on his stood, turned his back on the audience, dropped his draws and mooned us all. Oh my, how I wish those bloody security guards hadn’t confiscated my camera because that certainly was one of those Kodak moments.

During the interview at the end with Tommy and Nikki they talk about the different ways the live videos were shot. It’s amazing to hear just what lengths their camera man went to to get the true essence of the band from every angle. My personal favourite is the camera in a ball. How cool is that and why didn’t more bands use this idea?

The videos span the whole of the bands career between ‘Live Wire’ in 1982, right through to the fabulous ‘Hell on high Heels’ in 2000. It includes videos from every phase of the band including when Randy Castillo (RIP) was the drummer and even when John Corabi took over the reins from Vince Neil.

There’s so much material on this DVD that the band have really totally spoiled us all. Not only do you get 21 full length videos on it, but they’ve included an additional 6 different versions of some of their most popular videos. Male fans will particularly enjoy the X-rated version of ‘Girls, girls, Girls’ which this collection includes. Yes guys you finally get to see their naked breasts. Just how many years have you been trying to get a hold of this version huh?

The collection shows the differing styles of videos throughout their careers. Early on they dabbled on ‘concept’ videos with ‘Looks that Kill’ and ‘Too young to fall in Love’. Two really great videos that were quite revolutional in those days. A couple of years later we had that strange fella from the horror video’s staring in the bands videos for ‘Smokin’ in the boys Room’ and ‘Home sweet Home’. Just how weird did those eyes look?

A few more years down the line and the band paraded their new kick-ass attitudes before us with ‘Dr Feelgood’, ‘Wild Side’, and ‘Girls, girls’ Girls’. The videos showed us all exactly what kind of kind of rock n’ roll lifestyles these guys now had laid before their feet. We now know that ‘Same ol’ Situation’ wasn’t necessarily about the restrictions relationships had on the band, and more to do with the tiring routine of endless tours and living out of a suitcase, permanently on the road and not knowing what day or time zone you were in.

Apart from the wickedly funny comeback video ‘Hell on high Heels’, the collection features three of my own favourite videos. ‘Primal Scream’, ‘Afraid’, and ‘Hooligan’s Holiday’. All three are amazing songs, but all these songs hailed a new experimental phase for the band. The band was evolving and their music and image changing.

Obviously they were going through a lot at the time and were trying to keep up with the every changing world and the tastes of their fans. Their music was starting to grow and develop into a much more mature sounding band. Along with ‘Kickstart my Heart’ and ‘Dr Feelgood’, ‘Primal Scream’ is one of my all time favourite tracks by the band. It really does capture the raw attitude that pulsated through so many of the bands anthem like songs.

‘Afraid’ was a total step in a different direction which had a female director and I can’t help but think after listening to what Nikki and Tommy have to say about the band went through to make this video, that perhaps she was having a sly dig at these sexy sexist musicians and bringing them down to earth a little. Perhaps I could be wrong but having them hide under the petticoat of a woman, then throwing them across the stage against the metal bars of a cage … well you go figure. Strike one for all the women they degraded and used over the years.

‘Hooligans Holiday’ is an absolute hoot. This video is so wry and such fun to watch. The guys get dressed up and from start to finish it’s just so cleverly thought out and so in keeping with that period of time for music videos it’s fabulous fun to watch.

‘Enslaved’ apparently is made up of loads of different bootlegs that fans had taken of the band over the years. Again it’s great to see snippets of all these different live shows but at times you gotta ask yourself … just how rough does Vince Neil look in some of those shots? It’s one of those amazing things because one minute you’re watching a really scrawny Nikki Sixx or a rough looking Vince Neil, and then next you are looking at these god-like creatures who you’d sell you’re every possession just to stand in the same room as them.

This is one of the many things that make this collection such an ultimate piece of rock history. Its shows the band through all their phases. One minute they are wearing more make-up than your make-up counter at Boots, the next they are looking hot to trot, and damn right sexy. In fact sexy is an understatement, they are fairly sizzling. Is it any wonder everybody either wanted to be them or to be shagged senseless by them?

You simply can’t watch this DVD without watching the interview with Tommy and Nikki at the end. Nikki looking a bit chunkier than he does now in the Brides, and Tommy looking the healthiest I’ve seen him in years. Fresh faced and clean of the drugs that have destroyed so much of his life. There’s a class moment while the lads are talking about how they came about the name for the ‘Girls, girls, Girls’ album and they say … ‘we drive Harleys, we play rock n’ roll, we go to strip clubs and drink’ … they then go on to say … ‘there really is no depth here’.

Well they might think there is no depth in the meaning of their songs, but as one of the most notorious bands of our time, I have to disagree with them on that one. There is so much depth with this band. They are deeper than the deepest ocean and more troubled than most. They have been to hell and back but they have survived. They are still here to tell the tale that many other bands and artists of that time are sadly not able to do. I doubt whether they will ever realize just how lucky they were, but at the same time how cursed. The sights they’ve seen, the things they’ve done, and the hard times they’ve somehow managed to overcome have all affected their musical ability and their attitudes and styles.

They were, and still are, loved by so many. They’ve made such a big impact on so many millions of fans, in fact I’d probably go as far as to say billions because they really were that big. There’s few bands can claim that but this is one of them. There’s just no getting away from it, they were the ones and this video collection only helps to bring that further home to us.

Check this out, it’s what you’re DVD collection has been crying out for.

Tracklisting:

   1. Kickstart my Heart
   2. Same ol’ Situation
   3. Don’t go away Mad
   4. Without You
   5. Wild Side
   6. Girls, girls, Girls
   7. Dr. Feelgood
   8. Looks that Kill
   9. Live Wire
  10. You’re all I need
  11. Too young to fall in Love
  12. Primal Scream
  13. Anarchy in the UK
  14. Afraid
  15. Smoke in the Sky
  16. Misunderstood
  17. Enslaved
  18. Smokin’ in the boys Room
  19. Hooligan’s Holiday
  20. Hell on high Heels
  21. Home sweet Home
Bonus Videos:

  22. Girls, girls Girls (x-rated version)
  23. Dr. Feelgood (alternative version)
  24. Primal Scream (uncensored version)
  25. Misunderstood (uncensored version)
  26. Hell on high Heels (uncensored version)
  27. Home sweet Home (’91 remix)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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